My Own Fifty Shades

I just finished reading Fifty Shades of Grey yesterday morning.

I didn’t really know what to expect about the book because of all the conflicting opinions – some say it’s great, others say it’s a waste of time…

Well, I liked it. But, let me be the first to say that I am not a book reviewer and that is not what I am here to do, but… (and maybe take this as a spoiler alert, I don’t know. If you’re worried, skip the rest of this post )

I liked the sex (surprised?). I liked the way she wrote about the sex. I liked learning more about the BDSM lifestyle and frame of mind.  I liked the way she portrayed both of the main characters’ overwhelming feelings. I liked the way it stirred a naughty curiosity inside of me. I liked the love story. Basically, I really enjoyed the book. The entire book, from cover to cover… And I finished it in 4 days! That’s quite a feat for me! (But work has been slow and Monday I read quite a bit – shhh!)

After reading it, though, I’m realizing that there might be a little bit of that “control freak” Dominatrix in me (I think…). This past month has really shown me that there are very few things that I can actually control — most things just happen around me and it’s all I can do to keep from reeling off the planet sometimes (and I even wonder about that. Controlling gravity is a bit out of my league). I think it would be really nice to know that I have complete control over something, if only for an hour or so… Don’t get me wrong! I don’t want to beat and maim and instill fear to make my lover obey me, but I think it would be really fun to try some of it out on him during this Friday night’s rendezvous.

And I’m thinking that it might be time to “spice it up” with my sexy Loverman! It’s so important to me to keep our love/sex life fresh and exciting and new (♫ come aboard, ♪ we’re expecting ♪ you ♫). I never want our relationship to become like our marriages have: boring, stale, loveless, habitual, forced, lonely, etc… And after my own “December of Fifty Shades”, I am ready to show Loverman my deep and carnal appreciation for his patience and understanding with me.

I started the ‘teasing’ last night when I asked him at dinner, “Do you trust me?” I like to be vague with him sometimes because it’s fun to watch him try to figure out what I am thinking. I had to ask him more than once because he wanted to know why. When I told him it’s because I want to “try something new”, he raised his eyebrows at me and sceptically answered, “Yeessss?” inquisitively. But, I was reticent and held my tongue!

So, to the men out there still reading my post, please tell me what you would think if your lover did this to you:

Set the mood with some sexy music.
Remove all of his clothing and mine down to my bra and panties.
Blindfold him with a sleep mask so he has no idea what pleasures await him.
Gently lie him down on the bed, encircling each of his wrists with a bracelet of kisses before securing them to the bed posts with two of his very own neckties. Leaving his legs free to squirm (just in case )…
Once he’s laying prone in the bed, begin with a sexy massage… Imparting feathery kisses before rubbing out the tensions and stresses in his neck, shoulders, arms and forearms, focusing again on his bound wrists and releasing tension in his fingers. Relax him entirely by massaging pressure points on his chest, arms, legs and (lastly) pelvis — being careful not to get too intimate too soon. I want him to be extremely excited!
Once the relaxing part of the massage is complete, barely caress his entire body with a feather. His entire body! Oh, how I will enjoy using that feather!
Next — whipped cream. Each dollop placed strategically at an erogenous pressure point to be languidly removed with my delicate tongue.

By now, I am hoping that he will be extremely aroused and ready for me to leap on top of him and screw his brains out!
But, I am also hoping that I will be able to restrain myself from clamoring on top of him and having my way!

It’s time now for the really erotic part! With velvety lips, take the head of his swollen member into my mouth with a quick inhale, then tenderly caress my tongue down the length of his shaft.
Gingerly taking his scrotum into my hands to massage it tenderly while I continue to tug at the head of his erect penis with my tongue and lips. Lightly sucking… Fully enthralled in his sexy scent.
My tongue sliding smoothly around his firmness as I press my thumb lightly at the base of the scrotum — his g-spot — hoping to hear a moan of pleasure escape from his lips…
I want to use my hands to give him an orgasm. I have never made him cum this way and I am curious to see if I can. (Using a very helpful technique I picked up from Cosmopolitan Magazine (“The Serpent”) I am hoping to give him the hand-job of his life!)
And while he lies there, blindfolded, in his post-orgasmic bliss, my hands will expertly move down to his hips and thighs. Rubbing out the tension created barely moments ago. Slowly gliding my hands down his calves to his feet to tickle his ankles and rub out his tingly toes until my Loverman falls into the sweet, sexy slumber of the satisfied.
While he’s ‘napping’ I will clean us both up quietly and remove his soft bindings so I can crawl into the security of his strong, chocolate arms…

Hopefully to be awakened later for my own sexy body rub… Ooh la la!…