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Get Off to Get Fit

on May 7, 2014

I’m horny this week. Can you tell? Maybe it’s this new “Female Rejuvenator” I’ve been taking from Swanson Vitamins — Shatavari Root. I have been trying to holistically ‘cure’ a few of my minor aging symptoms and been practicing some Ayurvedic treatments and herbs — it seems to be working! Either for real or as a placebo effect, I don’t give a crap – I’m feeling better.

Also, I find some really cool articles and stories about sex when I am looking for blog content.

Here are just a few of the things I just learned in the article: Flex While you Sex. Get Off and Get the Fat Off

  1. “Kissing can burn anywhere from 120-325 calories an hour,” say Sex experts Celeste Hirschman, MA and Danielle Harrell, PhD
  2. Giving a massage can burn up to 80 calories an hour. If you’re the one giving the massage, you can burn off at least one Jameson shot. I’m sure you took a lot more than one, but hey it’s a start. (ROFLMFAO!!)
  3. If you can incorporate yoga into your oral sex (without hurting yourself), you can burn close to 75 calories per hour.
  4. The average experience of intercourse can burn anywhere between 50 and 100 calories. The average sex session last 10-20 minutes. So, let’s say you have 2 sex sessions in an hour, that’s anywhere between 100-200 calories burned in 60 minutes, just for sex. Screw it all. Go have a sex marathon!

… ROFLMAO!!!

And now for something new to try…

Lap Limbo

Lap Limbo

(I did not write this article, but I wish I had!)
YUM It is Lap Limbo time y’all!!!! Get it in bitches!

Your guy sits back in a roomy chair with a pillow placed under his knees to elevate them. Now you straddle him, lower yourself into the triangle of his lap, and lean back so you’re resting against his raised thighs. Bend your knees and put your ankles over his shoulders so they rest on the back of the chair. He grasps your hips as he enters you, and you set the rocking in motion by pushing your feet against the top of the chair as he thrusts by pulling your hips toward him.

The payoff of this racy recliner move starts with pure visual pleasure. With you in his lap, legs open, he’s got an up-close-and-intimate view of you, plus easy access to touch your breasts, your tummy, and between your legs. All that tender stroking will intensify the sensual, super slow buildup brought on by his minimal movements.

EXXXTRA CREDIT:
Since you’re in full control of the angle and depth of your stud’s penetration in this position, you can aim his penis toward your navel to hit the G-spot. Be his tawdry tour guide and tilt your bod just the right way so he shares the feel-good sensations.

OMFG! I LOVE this one. Even with her tummy being a lil extra, she still has fun doing this one. She just lets go and let it cum… hehehe It is a fun one cause you just throw the head back, titties are bouncing left and right and things are just super duper… HA! He can grab your ass and make you go faster, slower, harder… You control it but he can help the control…. Whew. Mama needs some dick! Who is stepping up to the plate? ;-)

Written by: Rinna Escamilla


4 responses to “Get Off to Get Fit

  1. luv2sex.info says:

    LOL! Use to write a lot about sex positions articles, but never write about incorporating oral sex into yoga! quite unique, have to do some research on this!

  2. The Hook says:

    Wow, you make exercise fun!

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