…if a girl ever gifts you with a dirty picture, don’t ignore it! That’s such a mistake. Answer quickly.
You don’t wait hours, then you get another text from her “Hey, uh,by any chance did you get that picture of my PUSSY!!!? Huh?!“
“Oh, yeah. No, I did… It was cool. You did do that… Ummm, we were eating. Uhh, yeah, no great. Send some more…“
“No. No more.“
~ Excerpt from “My Fake Problems“