At this rate, I won’t ever be getting out of bed. Especially since, right after the end of this *Venus* Retrograde, we go immediately into a Mercury Retrograde.
See what I mean about never getting out of bed? That and all those Friday the 13ths scattered in there…
I guess I can be thankful it only happens every 18 months or so.
You can thank Elephant Journal for helping me discover this cosmic phenomenon.
“In your horoscope, the planet Venus rules beauty, art, social relationships, partnerships, romance, love, values, money, and financial security [that pretty much covers everything, right?]. Whenever a planet is retrograde it’s not a favorable time for initiating activities in the area that a planet rules because your perception is off kilter.
In the case of Venus retrograde, the best thing to do is to: slow down and reassess what—and—who you value. If you ignore this advice, you may find that the actions you take during Venus retrograde come back to haunt you, because of a special set of problems you may not know about [isn’t that kind of just how life is?]. Venus only goes retrograde every 18 months (for 40-44 days), as it will from July 25, 2015 through September 6, 2015. Yet, this important event may have a huge effect on your life.”
Here are 8 things you can do to protect yourself…
- Hold off getting married or making wedding plans
- Do not begin a new relationship or break-up from one you’re in
- Make an appraisal of your current relationship
- Prepare for an old relationship to return into your life
- Beware of making changes in your beauty & overall appearance
- Postpone resolving monetary matters
- Re-consider whether now is the right time for an investment
- Cautiously evaluate any luxury items you want to buy
You can click this link to read more detailed descriptions, if you’d like…
So, in short, that’s 40-44 days where I shouldn’t be making these types of decisions? And then the next Mercury Retrograde starts on September 17th?
That’s 11 fucking days, people!! 11 fucking days to get shit done before I have to spend another 21 holed up?
And really not even that!
“The planet Mercury rules communication, travel, contracts, automobiles, and such [technology]. So, when Mercury is retrograde, remain flexible, allow time for extra travel, and avoid signing contracts. Review projects and plans at these times, but wait until Mercury is direct again to make any final decisions.
About a week or two before Mercury retrogrades, finish any tasks or projects at hand. You can’t stop your life, but plan ahead, have back-up plans, and be prepared for angrier people and miscommunication.”
credit: The Old Farmer’s Almanac.
So… I MAYBE only get four days of relative sanity!?
Then I find out about Saturn Retrograde!?!?!? Which started way back on March 14th and goes until the beginning of August!?
“Saturn is the Lord of Karma. Retrograde motion is a time when karma is sorted out. Therefore Saturn retrograde 2015 is a double dose of karma.
Before we get into this, we need to understand what this word means. Karma is a form of energy that is very real. Like Saturn, it is very closely bound to time. Past, present, and future blur into one. If we have been bad in the past, then at a certain predestined time, an event will occur to teach us a lesson. If we been good in the past, then at a predestined time, an event will occur to reward us for our good deeds.
With Saturn in retrograde motion, the karma will relate to how responsible we have been in the past. The implications will affect our sense of security. This could be in any area of life… … …
… … … Dishonesty and treachery will come back to haunt some people. Victims of lies and scandal have the hope of being vindicated, but sadly, all involved will find this whole processes rather ugly and depressing.”
credit: Astrology King