I’ve decided that asshole is too nice of a word to be used in a negative way.
I mean, in reality, assholes are a good thing. Stinky sometimes, yes, but assholes are inherently good.
Douches and douchebags and douche nozzles, too: more good things that are used to convey negativity.
Horseflies, on the other hand, are absolutely annoying and utterly painful.
Therefore, I think that bad, BAD things/people/whatever should be called horseflies from here on out.
horse flies by cappydarn on DeviantArt
Smitten with Him 
I do love you – your a riot… what about twat man… … this is what I am calling p’s father… But… if you can come up with something better…
Hahaha!! I love you, too ❤
And twats are good things aren't they? Like fannies? 😉
Even better!!!!
[…] very little after that (he joked about getting me drunk). Then, to add insult to injury, the horsefly ended the night by asking me to […]