Smitten with Him

grown-up stuff happens here sometimes


on September 1, 2015

I’ve decided that asshole is too nice of a word to be used in a negative way.

I mean, in reality, assholes are a good thing. Stinky sometimes, yes, but assholes are inherently good.

Douches and douchebags and douche nozzles, too: more good things that are used to convey negativity.

Horseflies, on the other hand, are absolutely annoying and utterly painful.

Therefore, I think that bad, BAD things/people/whatever should be called horseflies from here on out.

horse flies by cappydarn on DeviantArt

horse flies by cappydarn on DeviantArt

4 responses to “Horseflies

  1. miss agatha armstrong says:

    I do love you – your a riot… what about twat man… … this is what I am calling p’s father… But… if you can come up with something better…

  2. Madeline Harper says:

    Even better!!!!

  3. […] very little after that (he joked about getting me drunk). Then, to add insult to injury, the horsefly ended the night by asking me to […]

Talk to me :-)

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: