I’ve decided that asshole is too nice of a word to be used in a negative way.
I mean, in reality, assholes are a good thing. Stinky sometimes, yes, but assholes are inherently good.
Douches and douchebags and douche nozzles, too: more good things that are used to convey negativity.
Horseflies, on the other hand, are absolutely annoying and utterly painful.
Therefore, I think that bad, BAD things/people/whatever should be called horseflies from here on out.