Smitten with Him

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Feeling Not So Sexy

on June 30, 2016

Grey hair

Flabby tummy

Menopause doldrums

Stiff joints

Achy back

Weeble-wobble walk


Last week I “hooked up” with someone

A one-night stand

He was skinny but muscular

Very sexy

Seeming young for his age

But very wise

Great at oral

Great at conversation

Before we “got down to it”, I realized something

I’m not so sexy

I suck at heels

Hot for jewelry?? Um… I have some… Let me check…

Not to mention my Brazilian growing back; ingrown hairs – UGH!

Seriously, I feel like I could go on…

But I already did, and I’m not here to bash myself

Just not feeling so sexy these days…


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