Mid-Life Crisis

Mid-Life Crisis

I think I’m having one

In fact, I’m pretty sure

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I’m restless

…Feeling old

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I want to conquer new things…

Like men.

I want to learn new things.

Hmmm…JasonDay_TigerWoods

Maybe I should learn golf.

Men golf.

Top 10 Signs You’re Going Through a Mid-Life Crisis

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12 thoughts on “Mid-Life Crisis

  1. Enjoy the ride. Trust me i had one in a massive way. And while i a proud to say i survived it, it was a bumpy road. Some good and some bad. But i knew it was over when i traded in the shiny red sports car. lord knows i miss the car, but i don’t miss the madness that happened. Thankfully it was only about a year long.

    1. I’m hoping that it smooths out a little in time, but I am kind of liking the excitement. The Things are grown now and I am finding that I enjoy a little something different and crazy now and again.

      My body is starting to hurt in ways that concern me, so I want to get out there and do as much as I can while I still can 😀

      1. There is a freedom that comes after 40. It is the realization that you can do what ever you want. And people and their opinions be damned. And yes shit will start to hurt but that is just part of life. You learn to compensate. Menopause makes the start up slower so you rub a little coconut oil on it and rev the engine longer. But then you have one hell of a ride. Orgasms are better because you are learning to just let go and have fun. You get braver and try all of the things you have always wondered about.
        I am still waiting for a few things. And when i find the right person there will be lots of fun for my self and my king.
        By the way… you are still smoking hot. As my King says, That is the body of a woman, not a child, and that is what makes life so much more fun.

          1. I find it best to live by the theory that ” Old is dead, so i will not be old until i am dead” So enjoy the ride and bring the lube.

          1. I literally put that shit on everything!!! It’s amazing! Did you know you can use it as antiperspirant? It works, too! And cures yeast infections…

  2. My whole life has been a crisis, so I feel no different as I’m getting older… I refuse to “allow” myself to look older than I feel though… Have a great day Smitten!

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