Smitten with Him

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Mr. Player

on November 29, 2016

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I was having a “lovely” conversation with a fella on Tinder (because I caved and signed back up *sigh*).

He seemed decent enough. Usually I swipe left on guys without a picture, but this guy had made an effort to write a profile and put his height in it, the words were spelled correctly, AND he made a challenge about having fun!

I figured, what the hell? If I don’t like him, I don’t have to keep talking to him.

As luck would have it, I did enjoy talking to him and, before taking things any further I wanted to see a picture of him.

So we exchanged numbers.

As I normally do, I went straight to Facebook to look his ass up.

It went to a profile with only two pictures. One was the profile picture uploaded to his Tinder account and the other was a quote about God.

Jay Alford's photo. & Jay Alford's Profile Photo

Uh oh!

Then I went to see if there were any actual pictures and check out his friends.

He has(had) 254 friends and every single one of them is female. They were of assorted ages and ethnicities. Some had sexy pictures on their profile pages, others were very religious.

I stopped communicating with him immediately. To me, it looked like his little black book… (I have a tendency to overreact and be melodramatic, but I was very confident in my gut feelings about this guy.)


Two hours later I receive a text: Where did you go? So, we gonna meet soon?

I don’t know. I don’t wanna mess around with a player. I have jealousy issues.

I checked out your FB page.

Also, I’m not Christian. Although I think Jesus was a pretty awesome and wonderful man.

Now, here’s where it gets good.


LMFAO!!! Sure, yeah, right… How stupid does he think I am? But, let’s humor his ass and see where this goes…

Because I am not stupid, I was refreshing Facebook in my browser during this little chat.

It was between this text and his next when his phone number was removed from the account and I could only look it up by “his son’s” name.

It was at this point Facebook could no longer find the account.

17 responses to “Mr. Player

  1. Jayne says:

    I don’t believe him. It’s too much of a bizarre coincidence that the facebook page/account changed and then disappeared as you told him about it. Phone numbers are like SS numbers now. That, and the same logo/gravatar… he’s lying right to you.

  2. Samantha says:

    Girl you had me smiling haha, you are so thorough. I love it so much because you take care of your feelings and not have them played or catfishes. Absolutely love that.

    I don’t trust him, everything about him feels bizarre. His son’s Facebook; that feels as fake as hell

  3. sassygirl says:

    It’s not his sons Facebook…it is a Facebook he created likely for Tinder and trolling for women….and he logged on and deleted the number and then possibly the account while chatting. At this point do you have any photos of him? Why are you agreeing to meet him at all?

    • smitten says:

      I have 4 photos of him. I agreed to meet him for lunch, but he has not actually made plans. I don’t expect him to either. There are so many other girls out there waiting for him!

  4. You are right, he definitely sounds like a player. He could not have created a tinder account without signing on with the facebook password. So he is surely lying on different levels. Hope you do not let your guard down. I am sure he is quite charming in person, just as sure that he would definitely contact you with the lunch plans – He cannot afford to let go of a challenging and pretty woman, he would want to ‘conquer’ you for his own self. Take care.

    • smitten says:

      Well, I surely will not be worth the challenge or the effort for this guy. There are so many other, prettier girls out there to conquer… He must have trolled through all of them already.

  5. Da Absentee says:

    I wouldnt meet him either. Pass on that one

  6. Cinn says:

    Pants on 🔥 next….
    entertaining read lol

  7. BallsyBilly says:

    Red Light, Red Light, Red Light! You are to smart to fall for that crap, so please don’t 😦

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