Yesterday while I was looking up some drug interactions, I inadvertently came across this video “section” of Web MD called Embarrassing Question… (scroll down a bit on the linked page and you will be able to see the vids). None of them would work on my computer but, lucky me, there are transcripts!
I really, really enjoyed this one…
Can I lose something in my vagina?
Kim Richardson’s answer:
Things get lost in there.
Condoms, tampons, piercings, car keys.
We’re only human, right?
We lose stuff.
Well, it’s not lost
It’s not floating around your bod.
It’s still in your vagina.
It’s just a little too far up for you to be able to grab it.
Or maybe even feel it.
Which might seem like a reason to panic.
It’s really going to be OK.
All you need to do is call your doctor.
They’re going to bring you in for an exam.
They’re going to get it on out of there.
You’re going to feel much better.
Your girl’s going to be good to go.
And you are to have a great story for your next dinner party.
Might not want to tell that story at the dinner party, I guess.
Just forget that part.