More Unsexy Desperation

Last Friday evening I received a text from the TMI Guy.

What the hell? I thought I had made myself clear that I didn’t want to see him any more.

Was thinking about you. Wish I could see you soon, hon 🙂

The Unsexyness of Desperation

(previous post)

*smh*

I seriously thought TMI Guy was just a hook-up. And that was based on our entire evening together.

Then I didn’t hear back from him for a bunch of days afterward…

Isn’t that how a one night stand works?

Your Dom Is Showing

So… I haven’t mentioned Mr. Nice Guy for quite some time. Probably because we’ve only been talking about vanilla things at work and haven’t spent any extra time together outside of that because we’ve been separately busy.

Also, he told me that he will no longer “get involved” with a co-worker. Good idea. Sometimes it works and people can be grown-ups when it ends, sometimes it doesn’t.

I get it. But it’s another reason we haven’t been spending as much time together.

Spandex Buddha… What?!

He calls himself:

Spandex

His profile said only:

Not sunglasses….

Usually I don’t go for so few words. I want to know something about the guy. At least then I can say something witty, instead of, “Hi. How are you?”

T.M.I.

Last Tuesday night I went on a “Tinder date”.

I was pretty sure it was only supposed to be a one-night stand, but that’s what Dreamboat was supposed to be and now he’s planning our long-term future together (still!).

This guy seemed okay from our brief Tinder conversations. My standard for that is: keep it brief and still be conversational; use some wit and we should be golden.

It’s pretty easy to tell if I’ll have any chemistry with someone based on this Initial Intelligence Interaction.

Butt Sex

Butt sex is dumb.

Monday Motivation: Kittens

Mid-Life Crisis

I think I’m having one

In fact, I’m pretty sure

Cake

Coming soon: a picture post of my most recent sk8venture to St. Louis. It was amazing!!!

We went on a walking neighborhood “haunted house” tour and to the Gateway Arch…

But, in the meantime:

“Tampocalypse”: For the Fighting Spirit

LMAO!