Smitten with Him

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Jiggly Bits and Insecurities: REVISITED

love

(Original post here, but they’re pretty much the same)

I have learned very recently that most men don’t give a crap about jiggly bits. Even younger men…

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Tart

My sexy temptress

Thigh-high stockings, schoolgirl dress

Sweet enough to eat

from Pinterest

from Pinterest

Yesterday’s Daily Prompt: Tart
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Happy Halloween!

Have a sexy, spooky and safe holiday!

Ravish

HandsOnAss

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And Now for Some Fetish

Last Friday night Mr. Nice Guy and I went out on another, quite lovely date.

He has a serious shoe fetish and, a couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that he should take me to Designer Shoe Warehouse (DSW) where I could model shoes for him and he could take pictures.

He went absolutely crazy over the idea. So, last Friday evening he took me out shopping. Let me tell you that it was a lovely diversion from the Mick drama over the past few days.

First, we met in parking lot of the sex shop (Fascinations) near our work. (It’s where we always meet and we joke about it every time because there is a marijuana dispensary right across the street! How fitting, right?)

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The Unsexyness of Desperation

(previous post)

Moment

*smh*

I seriously thought TMI Guy was just a hook-up. And that was based on our entire evening together.

Then I didn’t hear back from him for a bunch of days afterward…

Isn’t that how a one night stand works?

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Same As Before

The “me” I see

In the mirror

Isn’t the “me” I see

In my head

Reflection

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Sometimes I Forget

Rumi_Love

Help me to remember everything is okay

Reassure me I am never as gross as I feel

I love to hear I’m sexy, pretty, desirable, slutacious even!

Tell me you want me

And do it on the regular

Because sometimes I forget how to remind myself and believe…

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Feeling Not So Sexy

Grey hair

Flabby tummy

Menopause doldrums

Stiff joints

Achy back

Weeble-wobble walk

Wonder

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Quiet

I am thankful to say that the reason I haven’t been writing is because I have nothing really to write about. Things are mostly quiet in my life.

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“IDGAF” by Watsky

[Intro:]
What a beautiful sexy night
What a shame someone would try and mess this up right now
Look around, I mean I’m hearing everything you are saying
But honestly, I don’t give a fuck dude!

[Hook:]
Let me tell you about my GPA, four-O, straight A’s and my (I don’t give a fuck!)
Let me tell you bout my resume. It’s so cray, It’s insane and my (I don’t give a fuck!)
And my boyfriend, he’s so hot, and the car that he bought me is just too (I don’t give a fuck!)
And my “ooh-la-la”, my “blah, blah, blah” and (I don’t give a fuck!)

[Verse 1:]
Cause I’m a bachelor
So Fuck attachin’ a
Label to life we’re living and imagine a
Future where we won’t be living in the past
I’ll be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula
So if you’re bragging then you can forget it
And if it thunders and if it rains and pours, let it
And in the morning then it’ll hit you that George said it
They gave him a fuck, he returned it for store credit
But don’t be sore yet
If you got a score, settle it
Cause it’s more pleasure with
Fun before etiquette
Get up on the table and pour your drinks
Get it, but
Don’t be boneheaded
It’s for your own benefit
I’ll be getting open and seeking my seventh heaven irreverent,
while you be seeking a reverend or Pope Benedict
You got a stick where the sun don’t shine?
Well that’s fine
But remember that

[Hook]

[Verse 2:]
All I wanna do is get my mind right
If I’m looking at tomorrow check my eyesight
All I’m gonna focus on is this fine night
Cause all I know this life is finite
Never Neverland isn’t more than a legend
and so I gotta be digging the present session and getting this
Wedging myself up into the wettest crevices, effortless
Grabbing a piece of the flesh, if you love it then why fight
Some people slower than a nineties modem
Wanna see the nips, it’s a while to loadem
If life is a woman she’s got some epic titties
and I wanna get up in it and live it and motorboat ’em
Cause I wanna see the cool and the classy
And I wanna see the cruel and the nasty
Cause if it’s real shit
Lemme feel it
And if you can’t deal
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!

[Bridge:]
Let me tell you ’bout my five year plan and my 401k and (I don’t give a fuck!)
Let me tell you ’bout my workout set, P90X and my (I don’t give a fuck!)
Let me tell you bout some random crap you don’t care about and (I don’t give a fuck!)
And my “ooh-la-la”, my “blah, blah, blah” and (I don’t give a fuck!)

[Hook]

fuck

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