Leaving Alaska (Finally!)

Mid-December I broke up with Alaska via video:

It lasted all of 2 weeks

I took him back because he agreed with what I said

And told me he would start trying harder

He did

For about 2 more weeks

After that, we became very irritable with each other

Even though we only saw each other once a week

When I would say something

He would tell me he didn’t understand

And then say it was stupid

I got sick of it and broke up with him again

This time via email – here

That was March 5th

Of course, he never paid me that $145

So, a week later…

I wrote him another letter telling him why I would never take him back (and that he should fucking pay me!): here

Since then, he has tried to call me a couple of times

But I blocked his number

Because I knew, if he called, I would answer

And we’ve re-matched on Tinder

(I only swiped right to see if he did first. He did ☹)

His note to me was: “Do you eat pussy?”

Argh! What an ass.

I unmatched from him

If he wants to contact me, he can email me or message me on Facebook

Or come to my house with that $145 and gigantic apology

Ha ha… Never gonna happen.

But I’m still having a tough time not calling him

You see, I am an expert at taking people back

My ex-husband and I broke up at least 3 times before we got married

But then we were married for 20+ years

Loserman stopped talking to me countless times

But, every single time he started talking to me again

I took him back

Until he treated me so bad I couldn’t bear the thought of him talking to me like that again

I am hoping that is where I am with Alaska

One thing that my mom taught me when I was little

(and it stuck because it’s a good thing)

If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all

And I still only have mean, nasty things to say to Alaska

Which sucks because he’s directly involved in my Network Marketing business ☹

There are some great new products and I no longer have him to help me

He was supposed to be my leader and my “mentor”

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